April 2, 2011

• Trumon's 14 and I'm 20?! When did this happen??

  

  A:  My tummy is round now  
  T:  It was always round
  A:  No, I used to have abs
  T:  Round abs. 

  T:  Look it's a witch pot!
  A:  You mean a cauldron?

  A:  (two weeks ago) aww it's so nice of mom to leave grocery money on the table for me while she and Trumon are vacationing in London

  T:  (today) Hey, where did my money go?
   

  T:  (to our conservative Asian mother) I have a sexy moustache  
   

  I sleep over frequently at school now, so Trumon and I also spend a lot of time on facebook chat

  T:  I have your room hostage

  A:  I has your bunnies

  T:  Well, just so you know

       My bunnies are well trained ninjas

       they'll bust your ass and hop back to me

       like nothing ever happened

       like ninjas do

   

  A:  did you do that when you were a kid?

      if you didn't you're uncool

  

  T:  um

      mom said I went headfirst down the stairs

      while on my little scooter thing

  

     so um

       I think I was cooler 

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